Charlie Stop-It has been very well behaved for the last day and a half …

I’m just hanging out, being good. Why does the nice lady keep asking where I hid the bodies?

LURA: Why are you being so good? You’re making me nervous. What are you up to?

CHARLIE: Remember Thursday when you had company and I was a complete horse’s ass?

LURA: Of course, I’m still mortified.

CHARLIE: Well that was exhausting, I need to rest up. Give me a couple of days and I promise I’ll do something truly rotten, ok?

LURA: Something that requires me to get out the vinegar sprayer?

CHARLIE: Oh absolutely, you can count on me!

LURA (giving Charlie a rub behind the ears): That’s my boy.